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Stoop City

Life simDrivingTop-downSingle player
Stoop City — game art

Stoop City is a tiny top-down city life sim about one neighborhood block — and the race to own it. You start on the sidewalk next to your parked car with $20 in your pocket. The goal: build your cash up to $500 and run the block. How you get there is entirely your call.

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Free to play in your browser — no download, no install, no account needed to start. Works on phone, tablet, Chromebook and computer.

Work the block

Honest money comes first. Run pizza jobs out of the Pizza Shop and pick up passengers waiting on the corners to earn cash. Press E next to your car to hop in and drive the whole block — the same keys move you on foot and behind the wheel. Save up $300 and buy the Corner Store, and it starts paying you steady income while you play. The shops and your own crib have real interiors: step inside to sleep, and stash cash at home where a police fine can never touch it.

The hustle

Honest work is not the only route. You can rob the rival shop, boost the purple car, and after dark you can lockpick houses, loot them quietly and sell what you take at the Chop Shop. Every crime raises your heat, shown as stars. Cops chase you while you have heat, and getting caught costs a $50 fine out of the cash you are carrying. Greed is the real danger inside a house: grab one item too many and the people inside wake up, your heat jumps, and you are bolting out the front door.

Forms after dark

At night, the Clinic sells two forms the daytime version of you would not believe. The vampire form is the fastest on foot, and the wolf form is not far behind it. Unlock a form once and you can switch to it whenever you like.

How to play

Tips for your first run

Frequently asked questions

Is Stoop City free to play?

Yes — Stoop City is completely free to play online. There is nothing to download and nothing to install; it runs right in your web browser.

What is the goal of Stoop City?

Start with $20 and build your cash up to $500 to run the block. Earn it with pizza jobs and passenger pickups, invest in the Corner Store for steady income, or take the risky route after dark — the choice is yours.

Does Stoop City save my progress?

Yes. Your cash, your store, your stash and your unlocked forms are saved in your browser, so you can close the tab and pick the block back up later on the same device.

Who made this game?

NOFUNNYSHXT, a one-person game studio from the Bronx, New York. It is one of the original games built for NOFUNNY Free Arcade.

Can I play it on a Chromebook?

Yes. It runs in the Chrome browser with nothing to install, and it works with a keyboard, mouse, trackpad or touchscreen. See our free games for Chromebook page for the full rundown.

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